Winnie Cooper v. Mini Cooper
It’s time to settle this once and for all. Who’s better: Winnie Cooper, the beloved female lead character from the 1990’s sitcom, The Wonder Years, or Mini Cooper, the tiny European car.
Acting
Winner: Winnie Cooper. No question about this one. Since Winnie Cooper is a character played by an human actress and Mini Cooper is non-sentient miniature automobile, Winnie Cooper easily beats Mini Cooper in the acting category.
Street Racing
Winner: Mini Cooper. Sorry Winnie fans. Mini Cooper is a car and Winnie Cooper is a fictional television character. Clearly Mini Cooper would come out on top. VROOOOOOOM!!! Go Mini!
Fuel efficiency
Mini Cooper runs away with this one. At 38 miles per gallon in the city and 36 on the highway, Mini Cooper clearly bests the far less energy efficient Winnie Cooper.
Safety features
Sorry, Winnie. That winning smile and girl-next-door charm just don’t measure up when compared to Mini’s dynamic stability control, breakaway engine and immobilizer, crash sensor system, active brakes and cornering brake control, head up display and adaptive cruise control, and stellar IHHS rating and 4-star NHTSA grade.
Looks
It’s.
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TIE!!
